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09 March 2006 @ 02:39 am
Steph was hit by a car this morning.

And no, she is not hurt. She has retained all external body parts, and has not gained even a single bruise. Nor has she gained any money, because oddly enough, she was in a hurry to get to work this morning instead of milking the opportunity as much as it was worth.

Moral-deficiency aside, I'm pretty sure I had the right of way. Pedestrian status aside.

Steph: *walking in straight line*
Car: *stops to let other car pass, as it wants to make a left turn*
Steph: *walks across exit to mall parking lot, still in straight line*
Car: *stomps on gas pedal into a fast turn to avoid another car coming down the same road*
Steph: ZOMG.
Car: *thunk*
Steph's leg: Ow.
Steph: *falls back*
Steph's ass: Ow.
Steph: WTF?
Driver: *gets out*
Steph: ...??!!!
Driver & Steph: *screechflailyellcursegesticulate*
Girlfriend: *sits in car, sips tea*
Driver: *drives off in huff*
Steph: ...*cannot see license plate because of several layers of filth*
Steph: *snarlgrowl, is late for work*

So yes. The end. And I lost the mail key. And then Rita found it. *squishes happily because then Steph does not have to face the wrath of Paul--well. Insofar as she gave it to him and he turned and handed it to me and said "Don't lose again."*

Oh and I missed the bus today. Twice. And then I fell asleep on the bus and woke up being the only one left and not-knowing where I was. So yes. That made me already late. And then the car incident. Which made me late for my Marketing meeting. Which then made my manager late for her manager's board meeting.

...But I am apparently doing a good job at work. Despite having done a large load of... erm... nothing, for the past week and something.

Not getting paid this week. ;(
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: Donkey Kong rap
Nananinanani on March 9th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
Nicely scripted ^^;;

Late is bad. *squishes things that made you late*
Stephaniemirroredsakura on March 9th, 2006 04:09 am (UTC)
;p Script form is fun. And fast. And fitting. It would only deserve to be made especially long and angsty if I had actually been seriously hurt and disappeared for months on end.

...Er, let's hope that doesn't happen. I'd like to stay intact, if you please. ^^;

Are you coming to Anime North this year?
Iriacafaded_poetry on March 9th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
*kicks driver in ze balls*
i'm glad you're okay though!
Stephanie: jesus     unknownmirroredsakura on March 10th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
*luffles* Thank you. I'm thankful I'm reasonable unscathed also. ^^;
Sarahstarbuck on March 10th, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)
Holy Jesus, that's insane - I can't believe he yelled at you too; I hate people. Such idiots.
Stephanie: ayuhatmirroredsakura on March 10th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
Yeah, I know. I don't regret yelling back at him at all. I kind of DO wish I had at least been able to find out his license plate number from beneath all those layers of filth in case I come up with internal organ combustion (in my... leg) a day or so later after the incident.

And what of you? Still indulging in record mind-blowing XL... liasons?
neko-channekoyuki on March 10th, 2006 04:33 am (UTC)
ZOMG you scared me for a moment there when I read the first line O________o;;; I'm glad that you're alright thought, it could be even worse X3 *hugshugs* The driver is insane >.>
feneryfenery on March 10th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
O_O glad youre ok *squishes*
acchanslaviour on March 11th, 2006 10:09 am (UTC)
What a retard of a guy o_O

Good u're not hurt at all..
aylengyraylengyr on March 12th, 2006 07:56 am (UTC)
late is normal for me, Id be shocked if I got anywhere on time!
Stefaniaasuka_tsuzuki on March 12th, 2006 09:53 am (UTC)
Fortunately you're ok O___O *hugs*
Stephaniemirroredsakura on March 12th, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
^^; Yup. Fit as a fiddle.

...A rather fat fiddle. But that's better than slightly dead.