Msy there always be sex, drugs, rock'n'roll and a constant supply of naked men at your disposal. :3
In other news. Birthday tomorrow. *waves flag limply* And not going to class right now because I'm horribly ill stomach feels like going a'splode. D:
So... meme time. Merely because it'll take my mind (hopefully) off said stomach, and besides, I'm flopped down on my bed and am horribly awake. What kind of Steph is awake in the mornings, anyhow? o.O;
*gacked from mercy_slays* I warn you of potentially bizarre comments beforehamd.
How Asian are you?
[x] Are you asian in the first place? (I maintain it is one of the best excuses in the world, second only to 'Because I'm a girl'
[ ] Were you born in an asian country? (I was born in a hospital in Toronto/Markham which is like being born in HK ;p)
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT? (*snickers* If I ever did, fandom would bitchslap me back to elementary school and I'm sure Sel/assorted others would consider a cross-country roadtrip up here just to shake some sense into me. ;p)
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day? (Not since coming to school though, no rice cooker of my own. I eat very little, anyway.)
[x] Can you use chopsticks? (Sure... improperly. But I still function/can put food in my mouth. S'all good.)
[X] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid? (And I totally rocked. Up until the point where I started doing the English thing. >.>; Clearly I can only go one language at a time before my brain short-circuits. Pleasant...)
[X] Can you speak an asian language? (Decently. Have to get into the flow first.)
[X] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair? (Used to? And... *twitches it around to look* Uhh... there's still dye on the bottom half I think, if you look closely? o.O;)
[X] Do you have an "azn crew"? (I do now. o.O; I think we'd all die if we referred to ourselves like that. ;p Frankly, I think of Sarah and Laura as more of my 'azn crew' than anyone. But we're all white around here, after all. >.>;)
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? (Fuck me, I wish.)
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? (....Hahahaha... maybe? o.O; Nahhh...)
[x] Have you designed a website before? (...We'll never speak of that</i> particular horror again...)</i>
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?" (...Buh? Have I?)
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys? (Yum. :3)
[>] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc? (I'll give myself a half, just 'cause 'oceangirl168' really kind of counts back when I used it, though... 'gurl' makes me grimace and 'mirroredsakura' does have the 'sakura' in it. YES I WILL GIVE MYSELF HALF MARKS.)
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu? (*slurps really horrible tasting orange juice*)
[X] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (At the door, anyway which is basically before entering the house. You're supposed to! D:)
[X] You have both an asian and an english name (One of the few things I remember how to write...)
[x] Do you watch/ read anime? (Do I like men? Pfft, really.)
[x] Do you listen to techno? (*loves on Acid Android and the sex that is Yuki*)
[x] Do you listen to asian music? (It consumes my life, didn't you know?
[x] Have you watched asian movies? (I have learned how to sort through some of the crap that's been coming out recently. It's gotten almost as good as my 'gay sex' barometer-o'-luuuurve.)
[>] Can you rave? (I'll just run under the assumption that this falls under the phrase 'rant and ___'. And I can do that, oh yes yes I can.)
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? (I prefer slushies though. And jelly to the pearls. :3)
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc? (...Pfeh.)
[<] Are you a master at DDR? (Erm... Standard baby, yeah, yeah, yeah?)
[>] Do you play the violin/piano? (Used to. Could probably figure out most simpler songs with more time. And memorized simpler versions of 'Ode to Joy' and 'Allouette'.)
[<] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? (They used to. I've developed a really good pain tolerance, so it's now a 'what's the point' kind of attitude towards it and more of a metaphorical beating. I think I'd have preferred otherwise.)
[X] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes? (cureless reminded me that yay, I'm in Honors Math. Go me. >.>;)
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car? (Toyota Camry. It rocks and you know it.)
[x] Are you a very good artist? (That reminds me... I want to finish Sephiroth... goddamn the lack of proper paint mixtures/time!)
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends? (...When did you stop knowing how to type in English?)
[X] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community? (Aunt and uncle did in the States but they bankrupt, and other aunt and uncle own a teahouse--yes an actual teahouse! :3--in HK)
[ ] Do you slurp soup? (Never found that to be polite. ^_^;)
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice? (Once, last summer.)
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces? (Both. Didn't really need the latter but... huh, well, get it done while it's still completely covered under dental plans I guess.)
[x] Do you like to read? *I could sure go for some more fic right about now...
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? (Even most non-Asian people have around here...)
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? (Or at least... I consider it a lot. Not that I've met most of them. o.O;)
[X] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? (Not the way people traditionally twirl it... I twirl it back and forth between all my fingers...)
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (Damned stupid cube. *always gives up*)
[x] Do you read manga? (I WANT MORE LOVELESS DAMN IT!)
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place? (Went there most often to work. And that was no fun and will not be deemed hanging out.)
[x] Do you think you're short? (Although forays into HK made me feel taaaalll.... and fat. But taaaaalll.)
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? (Napkins and toothpicks especially.)
[>] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (...Not since the earlier days of high school when people forcefed Asianavenue down my throat...)
Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.
62% Asian. Meh, I guessed as much. And I'm sleepy now. And feeling less ill. *waves at you all and drops down for some more sleep*)</i>