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28 June 2006 @ 10:39 am
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY bijuarukei!!!!!

Msy there always be sex, drugs, rock'n'roll and a constant supply of naked men at your disposal. :3



In other news. Birthday tomorrow. *waves flag limply* And not going to class right now because I'm horribly ill stomach feels like going a'splode. D:

So... meme time. Merely because it'll take my mind (hopefully) off said stomach, and besides, I'm flopped down on my bed and am horribly awake. What kind of Steph is awake in the mornings, anyhow? o.O;

*gacked from mercy_slays* I warn you of potentially bizarre comments beforehamd.


How Asian are you?

[x] Are you asian in the first place? (I maintain it is one of the best excuses in the world, second only to 'Because I'm a girl'
[ ] Were you born in an asian country? (I was born in a hospital in Toronto/Markham which is like being born in HK ;p)
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT? (*snickers* If I ever did, fandom would bitchslap me back to elementary school and I'm sure Sel/assorted others would consider a cross-country roadtrip up here just to shake some sense into me. ;p)
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day? (Not since coming to school though, no rice cooker of my own. I eat very little, anyway.)
[x] Can you use chopsticks? (Sure... improperly. But I still function/can put food in my mouth. S'all good.)
[X] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid? (And I totally rocked. Up until the point where I started doing the English thing. >.>; Clearly I can only go one language at a time before my brain short-circuits. Pleasant...)
[X] Can you speak an asian language? (Decently. Have to get into the flow first.)
[X] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair? (Used to? And... *twitches it around to look* Uhh... there's still dye on the bottom half I think, if you look closely? o.O;)
[X] Do you have an "azn crew"? (I do now. o.O; I think we'd all die if we referred to ourselves like that. ;p Frankly, I think of Sarah and Laura as more of my 'azn crew' than anyone. But we're all white around here, after all. >.>;)
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? (Fuck me, I wish.)

Total: 7

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? (....Hahahaha... maybe? o.O; Nahhh...)
[x] Have you designed a website before? (...We'll never speak of that</i> particular horror again...)</i>
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?" (...Buh? Have I?)
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys? (Yum. :3)
[>] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc? (I'll give myself a half, just 'cause 'oceangirl168' really kind of counts back when I used it, though... 'gurl' makes me grimace and 'mirroredsakura' does have the 'sakura' in it. YES I WILL GIVE MYSELF HALF MARKS.)
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu? (*slurps really horrible tasting orange juice*)
[X] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (At the door, anyway which is basically before entering the house. You're supposed to! D:)
[X] You have both an asian and an english name (One of the few things I remember how to write...)
[x] Do you watch/ read anime? (Do I like men? Pfft, really.)
[x] Do you listen to techno? (*loves on Acid Android and the sex that is Yuki*)

Total: 6.5

[x] Do you listen to asian music? (It consumes my life, didn't you know?
[x] Have you watched asian movies? (I have learned how to sort through some of the crap that's been coming out recently. It's gotten almost as good as my 'gay sex' barometer-o'-luuuurve.)
[>] Can you rave? (I'll just run under the assumption that this falls under the phrase 'rant and ___'. And I can do that, oh yes yes I can.)
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? (I prefer slushies though. And jelly to the pearls. :3)
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc? (...Pfeh.)
[<] Are you a master at DDR? (Erm... Standard baby, yeah, yeah, yeah?)
[>] Do you play the violin/piano? (Used to. Could probably figure out most simpler songs with more time. And memorized simpler versions of 'Ode to Joy' and 'Allouette'.)
[<] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? (They used to. I've developed a really good pain tolerance, so it's now a 'what's the point' kind of attitude towards it and more of a metaphorical beating. I think I'd have preferred otherwise.)
[X] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes? (cureless reminded me that yay, I'm in Honors Math. Go me. >.>;)
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car? (Toyota Camry. It rocks and you know it.)

Total: 7

[x] Are you a very good artist? (That reminds me... I want to finish Sephiroth... goddamn the lack of proper paint mixtures/time!)
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends? (...When did you stop knowing how to type in English?)
[X] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community? (Aunt and uncle did in the States but they bankrupt, and other aunt and uncle own a teahouse--yes an actual teahouse! :3--in HK)
[ ] Do you slurp soup? (Never found that to be polite. ^_^;)
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice? (Once, last summer.)
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces? (Both. Didn't really need the latter but... huh, well, get it done while it's still completely covered under dental plans I guess.)
[x] Do you like to read? *I could sure go for some more fic right about now...
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 4

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? (Even most non-Asian people have around here...)
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? (Or at least... I consider it a lot. Not that I've met most of them. o.O;)
[X] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? (Not the way people traditionally twirl it... I twirl it back and forth between all my fingers...)
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (Damned stupid cube. *always gives up*)
[x] Do you read manga? (I WANT MORE LOVELESS DAMN IT!)
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place? (Went there most often to work. And that was no fun and will not be deemed hanging out.)
[x] Do you think you're short? (Although forays into HK made me feel taaaalll.... and fat. But taaaaalll.)
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? (Napkins and toothpicks especially.)
[>] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (...Not since the earlier days of high school when people forcefed Asianavenue down my throat...)

Total: 6.5

Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.

62% Asian. Meh, I guessed as much. And I'm sleepy now. And feeling less ill. *waves at you all and drops down for some more sleep*)</i>
 
 
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Minakucureless on June 28th, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
Oh dear, now it's my turn.

How Asian are you?

[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[X] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[X] Can you speak an asian language?
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? (Used to...?)
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?

Total: 6

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu? (Ha, it's LI.)
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an asian and an english name
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?

Total: 6

[x] Do you listen to asian music? (God, it's practically all I listen to.)
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? (Can I give myself multiple points for this? My love for bubble tea knows no bounds.)
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[x] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano? (Majored in piano, natch.)
[x] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? (I'm kind of older than the target audience, but Mom used to.)
[x] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes? (... I'm out of college already. But I did. In high school. And made honors in university.)
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?

Total: 8

[ ] Are you a very good artist? (Only at Chinese brush painting.)
[x] Do you speak your asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 5

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs? (Technically, yes. Both my mother and father were immigrants.)
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (I have Asian pride.)

Total: 7

64% Asian, huh.
Stephaniemirroredsakura on June 28th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
Oh my! Reading yours made me remember that I am in Honors. No wonder this shit was so hard. o.O; How do I not notice these?

Now I want bubble tea. *eyes the other side of campus longingly*
[dIdjuitkrabs]: Ken is sexybijuarukei on June 28th, 2006 09:56 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the birthday wishes!

Hey, I'm pretty Asian for being a whitey.
Ryugoryu482 on June 29th, 2006 12:20 am (UTC)
How Asian are you?

[ ] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[ ] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language? (I try.)
[x] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair? (I have before.)
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? (crew means you're near them.)
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? (Mine was generally above.)

Total: 3

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? (wtf does fob mean?)
[x] Have you designed a website before? (50 megs.com, lol.)
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys? (want to.)
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (what are shoes?)
[x] You have both an asian and an english name (If Ryu is my name too.)
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[x] Do you listen to techno?

Total: 6

[x] Do you listen to asian music? (It is my main interest.)
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?(Mom drives a honda.)

Total: 3

[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak your asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile? (It has before.)
[ ] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 1

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[ ] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga? (not much, but enough.)
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?(I'd be considered so.)
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (not in a strange way, but i like asian people a lot.)

Total: 5

So.. 30% And, i'm not even asian.
Stephaniemirroredsakura on June 29th, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
You don't like bubble tea? :(
meagainstar999chick on June 29th, 2006 08:02 pm (UTC)
happy birthday!
Stephaniemirroredsakura on June 30th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
:3 Thank you! *tips back a glass in your honor :3*
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 1st, 2006 03:31 am (UTC)
Im taking this XD HAHA

Whats a fob??

PS: You. You NVERR comment ony my LJ. *cries* Am I really THAT boring?? *sulks*
Stephaniemirroredsakura on July 1st, 2006 03:47 am (UTC)
I NEVER SEE YOUR LJ UPDATES!! D:

I can't tell if it's because I have so much stuff on my friend's list or what because I can never see anything that you post! And I have horribly little amounts of time.

*CHECKS WITH A VENGEANCE ANYWAY*

And a fob is a fresh-off-the-boat or really noticeably asian. Usually it's a kind of joking insult amongst people here. ^_^
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 18th, 2006 02:52 am (UTC)
Oh - thanks for the vocab lesson, haha XD

I would scream and poout for you to go on my LJ, but you might throw rocks at me due to too much Hydeness *hugs you*. Even I can't read my own report because it brings back too many vivid memories... But I promise to LJ-cut any Hyde report related stuff!!

PS: He WILL come back.
Stephaniemirroredsakura on July 18th, 2006 03:11 am (UTC)
But I do go on your LJ. I go on it more often than other people's because you post a lot more than other people but then I always forget to comment because I'm a dork and leave the windows open for too long and then something (people, animals, freak lightning storms) will close them for me. :(
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 18th, 2006 04:31 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha XDDD
HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDD

That is SUCH a random comment you CRACK me up Steph lol XDDD

It's okay, I believe you ^__^ It just makes me happy to see my friends pop up on my LJ, u know? *hugs* I actually dont comment too much though! But when I do - I comment too much 0_o Did that make sense? Sorryb for doubting you neeee? *hands you chocolate-covered Hyde*
Stephaniemirroredsakura on July 18th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC)
Well it's true! And then when it closes, I either forget or it deleted half of a really long comment and then I pout and sulk and thrash my tail and go and take a nap to work off the excess RAGE.

...Or something. :( *will have to try harder anyway!*

And I'm here to make the world seem that much more insane. My occupation in life. ^_^
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 26th, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)
Sometimes LJ does that to me too! I just go and walk around to calm down. For real. Most. annoying. thing. ever.

Even if you dont try harder, we still love youuu :D *huugs*

It is not insanity. It is CRAZY WIT XD
Stephaniemirroredsakura on July 27th, 2006 03:00 am (UTC)
It is not insanity. It is CRAZY WIT XD

Pish. You say 'tomato', I say 'crimson projectile of DOOM'. ^-^ Saaaame thing~
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 27th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
My God; you surpass my ability of trying to keep up with you XDDD
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 27th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
I wanna meet you in real life :3
Stephaniemirroredsakura on July 27th, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC)
Excellent. You will find I am just as weird offline as I am online.

...Unless you're intimidating. Then I'll probably still be loud and witty, but less often. *hopes you are not* :3
イッサンmiya_fangirl on July 27th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
Hahaha~ I am NOT XD See, Im very little and crazy. I usually intimidate people who fear craziness.

But YOU??? You PERSONIFY craziness XDDD
I think we'd get along wonderfully <3
OTP<2000snowqueenofhoth on July 20th, 2006 03:27 am (UTC)
How Asian are you?

[ ] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks? (Yes, yes I can.)
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid? (I took Hebrew, does that count? :P And I'm taking Japanese NOW...)
[X] Can you speak an asian language? (Only in the vaguest sense of the word.)
[X] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair? (Erm. It's not highlighted atm, but I used to highlight it red quite often.)
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? (I have an Indian crew. :P Heh, but only sort of.)
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? (Still no summa cum laude or whatever for me, though. Stupid honors crap.)

Total: 4

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before? (Hasn't everyone?)
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[x] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc? (I suppose "chibi" counts, huh? *wince*)
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[ ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (Not unless they're Indian.)
[ ] You have both an asian and an english name (I have a Hebrew name that I'm quite fond of...)
[x] Do you watch/ read anime? (Um, YES.)
[x] Do you listen to techno? (I enjoy it. I listen to it. I can't say I go out of my way to find it, though.)

Total: 5

[x] Do you listen to asian music? (Heh. Heh heh heh.)
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[<] Are you a master at DDR? (Erm... Standard baby, yeah, yeah, yeah?)<--I'll go with that.
[>] Do you play the violin/piano? (Played piano for a million years. Can't anymore, though.)
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[X] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes? (Can we put that in the past tense? I TOOK a lot of APs. Many years ago now.)
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?

Total: 6

[ ] Are you a very good artist? (Not the words I'd use.)
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice? (Yes, it's just not an Asian one.)
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces? (Contacts are wonderful.)
[x] Do you like to read? (Aha. YES.)
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 2

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? (There are people in this world who haven't eaten dumplings?)
[>] Are your parents fobs? (Dad only vaguely sort of is. Quarter point? He's European and he's been here forever now.)
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? (YES. O.O)
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? (I don't even know what this is referring to.)
[>] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (God, so close. There's always that ONE CUBE on the bottom edge that's reversed. Damn.)
[x] Do you read manga? (So expensive, wah!)
[x ] Is the mall your hang out place? (Erm.)
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!

Total: 5

Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.

So I suck at math, but I came up with 44%. Really? Hah. Says the Irish Jew.
Somehow I feel like moving to Japan will only make things worse. ;)
Stephaniemirroredsakura on July 20th, 2006 09:32 am (UTC)
*grins* I BEAT YOU.

...The fact that I'm actually Asian aside. >.>;;
OTP<2000snowqueenofhoth on July 21st, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Bah. :P I'm an Irish Jew living in an entirely Orthodox neighborhood on Long Island... I think I did pretty well for myself, considering. *l* I actually have to TRY. Of course, some of these things apply to many ethnic cultures, not just asian, so I suppose that helps. ^_^