First: OMFG ADVENT CHILDREN IT'S ENORMOUS I COULD FIT A CHILD IN THERE I WON'T BE ABLE TO BRING IT BACK TO 'LOO BUT OMFG *CARRIES IT EVERYWHERE WITH ME WHILE I STILL CAN BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH ME*
Second: My sister is the coolest sister in the entire universe. I know it. Now you know it more than ever. :3 After watching the "Axel's Hips Don't Lie" video again, I told her I wanted to draw a dancing Axel but wasn't quite sure how because a dancing in my head is... well... moving and I said it'd be difficult. She proved me wrong quite easily.
Third: My family's a mess. Well... extended family, I mean. My mother needed to vent to me about this. I was quite shocked. Does no one have a sense of propiety left in this world anymore?
Fourth: I seemingly acquired a sex slave. o.O; WTF? What do you do when a boy offers you his body for your own personal use and he a) lives far far away, b) refuses to show you pictures of himself and c) ....well fuck, I met him less than 48 hours ago. Again, that propiety business. (*feels so matronish when I say that*)
Fifth: My innocence is gone. GONE, I tell you. I drew... er... actually I don't know if it counts as explicit. I don't think it does. Tentacleporn. Yes that's right. *wonders if I'll ever truly be able to admit to it and if I should hang my head in shame* (IT WAS THE FIC, I'M TELLING YOU. REALLY GOOD FIC.)
Sixth: ....There is no six. I think there was at some point but I've forgotten now. *goes away*