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25 August 2006 @ 04:01 am
Despite a night of looking at crappy lolita/cosplay...  
The only thing I really want to post/bemoan is about Paris Hilton in a yukata.

First of all, that is a cute yukata and I like it. That's besides the point. I'm not the greatest expert but tell me I'm wrong when I say her arms aren't even in the right holes?

And I thought I recall people wearing obi with those. Or at least something to belt it together. It's four in the morning after my first bike ride in about six years and I'm not even sure I remember my own name now, much less the specifics of Japanese summer wear. I honestly can't even tell which part of this diatribe (if you can call it that) is sarcasm and which part is me actually being serious because it's all blended up into wordmush in my brain. @.@;

[EDIT]: In a fit of morbid curiosity, I downloaded her new album. And as anyone who knows me knows... I have very liberal tastes in music. (read: I like abso-fucking-lutely everything, sometimes to the disgust of all) And oh god my ears. I don't have the words to say exactly how much crap could be fit onto this one circle-shaped piece of silicon. And of course, she's the one who gushes on about her own greatness. "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good." (yes, I actually am quoting)

I guess I can expect nothing less from the woman who deals with important things like the mental capacities of her BFF by their taste in clothes. "I'll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I'll ask my 'friend' what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life."
Selah: the magicianspinshadow on August 25th, 2006 09:01 am (UTC)

Yes, she's wearing that completely wrong and it looks utter crap on her. Arm in the wrong place, nothing to belt it together, it's not hanging right at all (being the wrong size), and whatever she's wearing under it ... she shouldn't.

I should spank you for burning my retinas with that.... >_>
Stephanie: hyde defy youmirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
I could do worse. I could telepathically force you to listen to her godawful new album (thus the pictures of her in Japan promoting it). And I'm one of those select few who tend to like music, any music. This hurts me like stabstabstab.
Selahspinshadow on August 26th, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
Ow, that's evil. And I should know, being an expert on evil. ~_^
dracolicious13dracolicious13 on August 25th, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
um..shes not "wearing it" she just kinda placed on the front of herself..as in like trying it on without putting it on...because at the side near where her legs should be you can see another dress shinning through.
Stephanie: fire burn sephirothmirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
No, she is wearing it, one of the photos is a side-shot. The shiny thing is a chair.
Sarahstarbuck on August 25th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
That is not very flattering on her... but it is cute nonetheless and I assume if she had it on normally it wouldn't look so bad... but it does hurt my brain a little bit.
Stephanie: jenova metalmirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
I just love that she was wearing that in Japan promoting her new album. And I'm listening to said album and thinking this is the kind of crap they define America by?

Still, you'd think with the whole heiress business, she could afford someone who'd tell she's wearing the thing wrong. @.@;
Sarahstarbuck on August 26th, 2006 12:27 am (UTC)
Perhaps she is being an 'individual'

Oh those crazy manufactored free spirits
Stephaniemirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 05:31 am (UTC)
That might be it.

And by the way you: as I vaguely recall Laura giving you a date/time that was not right when we went out last time. It's on this Monday at 2 PM.

Sorry about the last-minute, Laura mentioned last night that she thought it was on Tuesday, so I figured it was probably a good idea to tell you now, though I doubt 'now' is really early notice. ^^;;

And you're not online right now, and thus I am telling you through LJ and goign *worryworry, will she see in time worry ;p*
Sarahstarbuck on August 26th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
Yeah, I knew it was at 2pm and thought Laura was crazy... but I take it from this that you didn't see my post about possibly not going... taking the day off work might be tough since it's my last week, but really it's the dog thing totally getting me down.
OTP<2000snowqueenofhoth on August 25th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
The first thing I think when I see those pictures... umm, earrings? Whoa. O.o

I seriously hope she was just trying the yukata on, as it looks like, and not actually wearing it, because otherwise, that is the most clashing accessory ever. Ugly.
Stephanie: ouran twinsmirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 12:16 am (UTC)
No, that's her going "lookit me, i r japanezy!" while promoting her new brain-hemmorhage-inducing album. So... yes, the woman just can't dress. ^_^
OTP<2000snowqueenofhoth on August 26th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
Okay, then OUCH. *cringes*
jackijackichen007 on August 25th, 2006 05:18 pm (UTC)
HAHAA you are right...she is wearing it wrong.
i hate that woman. :(
Stephanie: sora got somemirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
And someone wanted her to play Mother Teresa. The world is horrifying place to live. *hides safely beneath her [j-]rock*
chibihaido on August 25th, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
Yes, her arm's in the wrong hole. O__o;
Stephanie: yuki feelin' groovymirroredsakura on August 26th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
Perhaps it's just to show off the fact that she's wearing a shiny new watch that looks like it belongs on a man. @.@;
イッサンmiya_fangirl on August 27th, 2006 02:39 am (UTC)
"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."


*rolls on the floor* OMG HAHAHAHAHA XDDD

This situation is desperate.
Stephaniemirroredsakura on August 27th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
Yes. This be the woman they wanted to play Mother Teresa. I hate the world. ;p