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03 April 2007 @ 10:17 pm
I'm in a foul mood.

I need about 500 more words, need to run off to the library to find a printer, run back across campus to hand in my essay, then back again to get to the bus stop in time to take the last bus. I'm starving, haven't eaten anything at all today, and won't for another two hours likely enough.

But that's all fluff and feathers and sparkly little rainbows of goodness (and my fault, really) in comparison.

As I'm walking away from class, some bastard decides to just up and HIT ME IN THE FACE. Yeah. FACE.

...Okay, so really it was the side of my face and I don't think it's bruised 'cause it wasn't last I looked in the mirror, but still. WTF? I actually think he mistook me for someone else. I think that would make the most sense as I have this tendency to try and NOT piss people off and he also kept calling me 'Teresa'. And I'm not a Teresa.

Still. That's besides the point. Fucker HIT ME. I don't forgive that easy. I kicked him into the creek.

...Which sounds a lot more kickass than what actually happened. I hit him. And that didn't do much good so I kicked him. He tripped, fell down the steep thing dirt thing (...coherency wut?) mostly of his own accord. But fuck it was satisfying 'cause he crashlanded in water and dirt and cold and wet and TAKE THAT BITCH.

...Then I turned and ran for dear life cursing my heels in the process.

And now I'm going to have to go back out there. Fuck if this doesn't make me hate night time. Teach me for not-knowing more people around campus/carrying my freaking phone. >.
Current Mood: scaredscared
Current Music: .hack//SIGN OST2 - End of the World
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dearestophelia: handsdearestophelia on April 4th, 2007 06:58 am (UTC)
*lazy!Steph with writing journal*
Yes. Then you'd have a chance to be kidnapped by me visit of your own free will also.

And I totally didn't. I watched him fall in and went "BWAHAHAA--crap I have nothing witty to say!" thought "oh holy shit he's going to come out and kill me" and ran away. -3.5 on the manliness scale, wouldn't you say? ;p
sapphy梨: [Code Geass] lelouch of the rebellionsapphynashi on April 4th, 2007 04:04 am (UTC)
Man, was he drunk or something? Regardless, what a jackass.

Though now I find my mother's suggestion that I start carrying mace around less ridiculous. @_@
dearestophelia: yasudearestophelia on April 4th, 2007 07:36 am (UTC)
*lazy!Steph with writing journal*
I actually haven't the slightest. His face was bright red, but he was so mad I couldn't tell if it was because he was drunk off his ass or he was really, really mad. Not good enough to excuse him if it was the reason, either way I guess.

And I was never told to carry mace. For a long time I didn't even know what it was and whenever people mentioned it, I kept silent and went "isn't a mace one of those gigantic weapons of pain and pain and pain?" because that's just how big a dork I was/am. ^_^;
fontech on April 4th, 2007 05:59 am (UTC)
.... I don't live that far away! LET US GO HUNTING. >8D

Seriously though, wtf? You are such win for totally owning the bastard.
dearestophelia: burn baby burndearestophelia on April 4th, 2007 07:47 am (UTC)
Steph: too lazy to log out of writing journal

And heh, welcome to the insanity that is my life sometimes. ^^; And heh, he deserved it. I was just glad he didn't manage to drag me down with him 'cause I had my laptop with me. And would have been incensed to fall into a creek regardless, but oh man if my baby gets hurt? DEATH AWAITS YOU.
fontech on April 4th, 2007 07:54 am (UTC)
Re: Steph: too lazy to log out of writing journal
Oooooh, yeah, D: One must always dread the fate awaiting those who damage another person's laptop.
lucipop: 虎~☆ 【絶景色】lucipop on April 4th, 2007 10:52 am (UTC)
WTH 'Teresa'? Man that sounds scary. It's totally wicked you kicked his sorry ass *w* Never hit a girl's face, it gets nasty after that ;-D

You be careful ohk? He might come around with a bunch of thugs or something. D: Paranoia paranoia
Stephaniemirroredsakura on April 4th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
Oh man I know. And you make it sound totally more impressive than what actually happened, which was mostly his fault and I was just in a position to laugh in triumph and then run away while I still could. >.>;; For someone who teaches martial arts on occasion, I'm pretty sad. (Granted, it's Tai Chi which means it takes a hell of a lot of advancing before I can really use it to do more than bore an attacker to death).

And! I made it all around campus (the drop-off office was closed ;o; I have to go back now) and my wait at the bus station without incident! *was relieved*
Sarah: Chocobo Farmstarbuck on April 4th, 2007 12:33 pm (UTC)
See, these things *only* happen to you. It's amazing how you attract the most ridiculous events! Did he hit you hard??
Stephaniemirroredsakura on April 4th, 2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
:OOO Is this Sarah? On LJ?? How novel!!

And ugh I know and I hate it. It takes coincidence to a whole different level and it's never the good I-crashlanded-myself-onto-the-set-of-300 kind either. D: You'd think with a concentrated effort to ignore them all, they'd all ignore me, but to hell with that I guess. And yeah he did, he was pretty angry. It's not holy shit wtf did you do to yourself?? bad but I've got two minor bruises that I woke up to. Gah.