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03 January 2008 @ 11:28 pm
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Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
Username
Sex
Favorite Color
Love of your life:jyojyoushi
Best sex of your life:nepenthes59
Will make you come 1000 times:side_quests
Will break your heart:jackichen007
Best Kisser:kyo62045
Best cuddler:iceonblack
You secretly dream of:tyrsownrue
But this person dreams of you:qtbug
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:fontech


And also, this made me laugh.


"It has been known for many years that Sex was healthy, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now, after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present the results:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand..................................12 Calories
With your teeth................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary....................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up.................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories

Results may vary.. "
 
 
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Stephanie: moombacloudmirroredsakura on January 4th, 2008 10:17 am (UTC)
Quite the workout, wouldn't you say? ;p
ஐ*~...♥*M35M3R15Z*♥...~*ஐmesmerisz on January 4th, 2008 05:11 am (UTC)
LOL ♥
Stephaniemirroredsakura on January 4th, 2008 10:18 am (UTC)
EXACTLY! ;p Clearly it needed to be reproduced in my journal. ^^;
Sarahstarbuck on January 4th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
That is the greatest calorie counting I have ever seen.
Sarahstarbuck on January 4th, 2008 07:17 am (UTC)
Also, that meme said that *I* would be the best sex of my life, and that makes me proud ;p
Stephanie: burn baby burnmirroredsakura on January 4th, 2008 10:21 am (UTC)
Hahaha that's awesome! And I think I just felt the Sarah-ego engulf yet another small moon. <3
Yokenanashipt on January 4th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
LOL that is called rape. XD

Huuh. Maybe I should quit running and start having sex LOL.
fenery: Aoifenery on January 6th, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
lmao~! xD