I mean... I don't even know you. Maybe if you at least belonged in the RP I'm in, or played with me in any number of ones I used to play in before, then I wouldn't feel quite so discombobulated at the intrusion on my not!!!!!!RP!related!MSN. And as promiscuous a history as Faith's got under her belt, I've deliberately taken her from a time where's grown-the-fuck-up a little and working on that issue so that I could distinctly avoid the desire to wild it out in the sack.
And, I mean, this isn't even considering the point where Faith's a no-touchbacks kinda girl even if your guy is the sweetest, most cuddly teddy bear on the planet which... if he was really trying to be that sweet, wouldn't be wanting to jump her guns at a strip club anyway. Also, again with the hello, I don't know you and don't want to write sex scenes with people I don't know.
How does trying to explain this to someone lead to them asking "but we can get to know each other! Do you do facebook?" I'm not that terrible at saying no, not interested, am I? Urgh!
(This post was brought to you in much hack-and-slash fashion. I'm sorry if its contents don't actually flow in a make-sensable... kind of sense. I'm tired. And weirded out. And have class tomorrow morning.)