December 10th, 2008


*snicker snicker*

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I gave dearestophelia a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I set kon3ko's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I pushed lordstarfish in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been nice (896 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!


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Apparently the good deed of giving myself a kidney more than covers setting my sister's metaphorical puppy on fire. ;p
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