Me: Oooh clown! Giving out balloon animals! Wants! *zooms over, little sister in tow*
(several lines omitted because they were boring and involved Vicki's balloon rather than mine ^^)
Clown: And what do you want?
Clown: Kitty, eh? *makes balloon animals*
Little children: *pass by*
Clown: *pelvic thrusties*
Me: oO *blinkblink*
Clown: *holds out animal he is making* *tail is very phallic-shaped* Now, this is a sad kitty. (tail is down) But you don't want a sad kitty now, do you? *grins* *pelvic thrusties again*
Clown: *twists balloon* (tail is up) Now, you have a happy kitty. There you go.
Me: *dies laughing*
Andandand! PICTURE!!! FINISHED!!!! *dances with joy*
I now return you to your sanity.