...Not the newspaper. The postal service, post. *glares at it* Simply won't work for me, nope, nope, nope it won't. The months have WHILED themselves away and Christmas is approaching and STILL it keeps sending me back my things that I've been trying to send to other people! *takes a large chunk out of post man's leg with teeth* I'm in half a mind to make someone else do it for me.
...Except for the fact that they'd probably steal away what I was trying to send anyway, which wouldn't accomplish much more....
Grah... *flounders* I HATE MAIL!!
...Speaking of mail.... where is my Otakon dvd? *taps fingers patiently*