1. Go to the Elouai doll maker. (http://elouai.com/doll-makers/candybar-doll-maker.php)
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
;p Yes, actual me. Eccentric, ain't I? ^^;;
Second... the most Mary Sue I can hope to be would be...
*grins* I'm just pleased they had crazy green Mana in their ready-made dolls.